OAT

hey ppl

i miss u guys alot, lets meet on monday, like in school of course...ummm how abt OAT in the break(our break)....for old times sake

so i shall wait for u guys during break...hope u ppl turn up...(i can well imagine myself sitting alone all thru break!!!)

cya
Ridhi

more computer classes needed it seems

people stop this ps thing ... its really stupid nw and there to many ps's(again not to be confused with piss's)

i know this should probably be a comment or something but somehow thats not posible for that adarsh's great post(*sarcasm*).

to put comment on(as in people can commment on your post) follow these steps

step 1-follow all procedures as given in my last post to sign in

step 2- when creating your post stop writing for a second and look down at the bar with the time . (not the start bar) there will be two options yes and no.

step 3-click on the button after yes and before no .

step 4- resume writing

and adarsh did you learn how to post thanks to my post(see below) or did your fello soilders in the forces of saddness help you????


i agree gudi these people need computer lessons.

and for all those ayushes out there .... dont send me those god forsaken mails where they ask for your address and stuff.. if you are sad enough to do that , i will send you so much spam that 50 gmail acount wont be enough.

you now have full permission to resume your life

sid

anny errors you might find are intentional

I DID IT!!

finally I am an official contributor in zone de france
YES!!!!
Adarsh
ps:why is a candle evil?
Because it is WICKed
HEHEHEHE
Je rulz
pps:my sincere thanks to gudi and vibhu to help me join the blog
ppps:aayush u can stop sending me mails
pppps:Am in Pondicherry, the last french outpost in India
ppppps:Gandalf sux
pppppps:vivaswat sux...pssst thats vibhu's reel name
ppppppps:lola sux...........anytime she needs to forward 20 people she has 20 stupid indians
pppppppps:Vibhu did u see batman?
ppppppppps:Have I won now?
pppppppppps:oh yeah vibhu my linkin album has weird quacking noises in the middle of 'numb'
ppppppppppps:fatoots, did u see one night stand?i missed it!!!
pppppppppppps:RAW sux now
ppppppppppppps:SMACK DOWN is OK
pppppppppppppps: give me Laure's id
ppppppppppppppps:how are chaptan and PJ?
pppppppppppppppps:sorry for the long post

Sessions@Zone

Hello
Since many of you are technologically backward but still own weird things called computers
We(Nangia et moi) shall conduct a How to Blog Session sometime I dont know. But we shall do it
G

join me blog

wish to join me blog
look in links then tell me by commenting to this post

will change name of blog if you wish

yup and he's not indian

heres another one we managed to convert

horror stories from france

sorry but i coudnt put it straight

this photo is a testement to the fact that we were all mad ..... specialy her

may god bless india (forget america)


sid

any errors youu might find are intentional

Its Good Actually

Hello Friends
Its good actually probably the only phrase which would make you wanna pull your hair out of your nostrils and bug you to the limits.
This phrase was said aloud by Adarsh, the leader of the Sadness Commanders.
This was the situation:
We're all sitting in the Lycee Marguerite de Valois mess. We're all not liking the food and thinking of stealing some of the garlic cheese and yogurt packs. Then comes in the Fat Dark Chocolate(Commonly known as Fatuti or Utsav). with a plateau full of the inedible stuff. Then we’re absolutely wondering how in the photon he could eat all that, and believe he literally licked everything off. At the end of all that, Adarsh belts out, “ Its good ACTUALLY”

And then we all feel like pulling our nostril hair, feeling utterly bugged and feel like kicking the living shit out of Adarsh. But I think we left him for the sake of his Force Field(Forces of Sadness).

This happened many a time with different inedible things and at different locations but the scenario was pretty much the same.

Well doesn’t that just take the biscuit!

Signing off

G

for all those adarsh's and abinaya's

i dont like reading abinaya posts because they hardly make any sense (no offence). but atleast she should put em up as proper posts not comments . same goes for you ramu.

FOR WINDOWS USERS ONLY
so here is a detailed instuction for all you nerfherders.

some intructions for fatima
- when i say click (not to confused with lick)it means move the cursor (arrow thing) on top of the object(button) and press down upon the left most button on your mouse(small thing next to your keyboard)

step 1 - go to www.blogger.com , this must be written in the white bar above .

step 2 -if you have a login name and password then onthe top right hand side ( you cant miss it ), there are 2 login boxes . one for the user name and one for the password.
put the appropriate entries into each ang click on "login" or hit ( meaning press ) enter.

step 3- since you are invited to the blog you must click on the link in the center of your screen called "zone de france" , if not then get outta here or ask gudi to invite you

step 4- now find a button (blue colored) which says "create new post" . click on it .

step 5- fill in a title for the post in the white bar next to which it says "title:"

step 6- o have some water before you heat up .

step 7- write your post in the big white box using the keyboard (generally black or white piece of plastic with lots of alhabets and numbers on them.

step 8- scroll down a bit , that is slide the bar on right hand side of the window down

step 9- you will see a bright orange button which says "publish post" . click on it.

step 10- wait for it to finish publishing your post.

step 11- open the blog again to view your post.

step 12- congratulate your self.

step 13- check it out there is no step 1

step 14- did you check

step 15- ha there is one

step 16 - prevent any one from starting a step war .( example aayush who still has to give me his dvd)

step 17 -thank me.

step 18-DOWNLOAD FIREFOX AND START USING IT ...... SAY NON TO INTERNET EXPLORER AND JACQUE CHIRAC'S CONSTITUTION.(just like the french)


any misttakes you might find are intentional.

Reaching new heights of boredom

^this is dedicated to my friends in 11th^
this week has been highly uneventful, like the previous and unlike the french trip. life, alas, could not get more boring than this... everything has been tried, from movies to eating, music to math hw, yet there is no excitement (now i know wut ur YP minds r thinkin...lol).
my boredom has reached such heights that i am doing holiday hw for my cousins..
oh btw i FINALLY saw the aparna bedi video and am wondering wut the fuss was abt...
ok i shall not bore u all anymore
signing off
the 'on y va' girl a.k.a. Queen BEE

ps war ended . i think not

the ps war was started by me .......... yes aayush!!! . your first "ps war" post was something like PS1 - PS2 - PS3 .... which is the incorrect way of ps'ing ( not to be confused with pissing) .

thus i have all right to end this war and i say let it rage on ........

sid

ps if you notice i will not write more than three ps's to allow the war to continue ...

pps i think the sat classes in princeton are a bit of a joke... i think vibhu would agree

ppps did you know we used to call vibhu as vibhead in class 5

any mistakes you migght find are intentional

Post script war Continues

Hey all!

I thought i had asked you guyz to e-mail me the france trip photos.
signin off
Aayush

P.S. sid hope ya happy now...i havent abused the english language...atleast not uptil now.

pps Gudi you have no right to end the post script war. i started it...i end it!!

ppps i luvd the weather this evening

pppps yeah ok a good way to win the post script war by talking about the weather but i am not the only one!!

ppppps reminding you all agn you gotta send the photos

pppppps ok ya sid u were right...its post script....happy!

ppppppps btw my e-mail id is aayushkumar@gmail.com

ppppppppps i sure am going to win it this time. and i just talked about the weather once unlike gudi

pppppppppps i am the only one to use colour in this blog so far!!

ppppppppppps now that i have won this...i OFFICIALLY end the ps war...and give the award to me MYSELF!

pppppppppppps VICTORY!!

ppppppppppppps PS WAR TERMINATED....and the AWARD GOES TO ...... ok lemme not show off

Batteries for Vibhu

Hello fellow bloggers
Come September 12, and a new disneyland opens up in Hong Kong
I remember hearing a certain duck going, "Quack.. i have.. quack.. visited.. quack.. all disney..quack..lands..quack.. except this.. quack... one(eurodisney)"
What was the Ducks name.. ahh yes.. The one who claims that batteries arent included.. Veebhu.
Well, duckling, Theres another disneyland for you..
Just that
I am just bored
signing off
G
p.s.: its very hot
pps: it rained yesterday
ppps: though it seemed as if the rain gods were constipated coz it rained too less
pppps: i think potpourri is related to tanya puri
ppppps: if u find anything sad here then u know whom to blame it on
pppppps: i think i can win
ppppppps: one month ago, this very time, we were in a bus.
pppppppps: i think i just won
ppppppppps: victory lap
pppppppppps: i hereby declare ps wars closed

lets dance again 

lets dance 

kisi ki muskurahaton pe ho nisaar 

bound by the forces of matrimony.. i now pronounce you man and wife.. you may not kiss the bride

tanvi dancing 

gouli 

the monkey 

BUDDY 

armando 

after the dance 

gare d'angouleme 

FIREFOX........

All members of this blog are now requested to use Mozilla Firefox.. coz in very simple words Microsoft Internet Explorer sucks..
and turn on RSS feed..
G

laws of the land......

aka ...... blog laws.

after reading a certain someone's post (aayus* ,wont say any more) i have come to the conclusion that we must have some rules for the blog.

rule 01 -- if you ever come across a very sad point in your life and are being forced to read aay*sh's post then you have all right to kill yourself ,not before blowing up your computer.

rule 02 -- NO one is allowed to use and abuse the english language as the fellow convict mentioned above (aay*sh) has done . you can use abbreviations once in a while but not after every third character (all retrebution aimed at a*yush)

ps -fortress of solitude ....... maybe the same as vibhu tewary also infamously known as Daffy duck

pps- i think walt disney spelt daffy in a diffrent way , d-a-f-f-y doesn't look right

ppps- i'm going to win this "post script " war

ppps- i think RN should be skinned ,whipped,tortured , made to watch a guy and a girl kissing ( oh the pain she must feel)
and pissed upon by a nazgul (black cloaked creature in lord of the rings))

ppppps -victory is mineeeeeeeee

pppppps- victory lap, after winning back the post script championship from the demented aayush

any mistakes you might find are intentional

R-I-D-H-I

ok the name is RIDHI u understand...R-I-D-H-I...those who cannot spell, plz dont mention

and now that we have touched this topic, my surname is KAPUR like K-A-P-U-R

Photos plzz

Hey!
ok as Riddhi mentioned...now that the question of technological backwardness has come in...I GOTTA WRITE
anywayz dunno what to write...u 11nthies are so lucky to be in the 11th....u guyz can actually get bored...lucky ya...ok in case u thnk i m drunk thtz not the case....itz just tht time rockets past me

ok y am i boring u guyz....but since borin is the most popular word in this blog so far..y not go ahead wid borin u

alright...alright...STOP...dont close this window

just e-mail...(plzz dont post them on any site)...me ALL....i repeat ...ALL the photos

in case u guyz still dont know my id after receiving so many forwards..itz

aayushkumar@gmail.com

and i want it fast and the best quality...plzz dont reduce the size of the pics or do ne other crazy stunt like tht!

time i sign off

Aayush


P.S. 1 i finally got my CD to work in the comp lab!!

P.S. 2 Gudi before u temme ... i'll somehow give ur CD in

P.S. 3 Sid...ur not the only one who likez dotz .............................................................................................

P.S. 4 YAY! i got the max no. of P.S.s so far in this blog.....YIPEE!!!!

is it just us

is it just gouli , akshay and me who post in this blog .... people if you do read any of this then please post something .

if you dont know how to post then ask!!!!
its okay we understand your techological backwardness..... and this mostly applies to fatima who still is not sure if she has registered her self on the blog although her name appears on the members list ...., must be some kind of a magic trick if you ask her.


ps how did you post those pics gudi


pps i like puting................. these annoying......... dots

ppps any mistakesss you find are intentional

Sad jokes, Daffy Duck and a Monkey

I have been bored lately and the fact that I am not able to share my sad jokes with anyone makes me even more bored. So my boredom drives me to write a sad post.

Anyways, getting to the point of Sad Jokes. I would describe a sad joke as a joke which doesn't make you laugh but the person who is telling the joke laughs. Now, the level of sadness is judged by the audience. Example, Adarsh(Sad Joke Tycoon) tells a joke in the Mayur Vihar audience and people laugh at that joke, but he tells the same joke in our audience and then we dont laugh. And then Adarsh says, " That was funny yaar... you have to laugh"...
There is another thing about sad jokes, you cant tell them voluntarily, they just come out involuntarily.
So coming to my point, the biggest coincidence of the trip was that whenever anyone else told a sad joke, Adarsh got blamed for it and the thing was that he was always around when a sad joke was told.
Now the news. Adarsh is opening his own academy, which he calls
The Adarsh Academy of Sad Jokes, which aims to take in only 100 students per year and train them in the act of sad joke telling.


The duck. Vibhu Tewary
There were thousands of names for him. Ostrich, Rat(Splinter), Flamingo, etc.. Anyways, we finally decided on Daffy Duck. And he did go, QUACK QUACK.
This person, made people laugh. When anybody who started crying, or was about to cry, we brought Vibhu in and then the person was laughing.
I remember this one incident when Vibhu actually threw Fatima out of his room.. i had to see that. Fatima and Vibhu, the perfect pair.

The monkey, Siddarth Nangia..
Always with his Digicam.. MANAGED TO SCREW MY CAMERA ONCE.. He looked like a monkey
Ridhi kept saying, "Nangia's such a monkey"
He is making a DVD for all of us.
Coincidence. He wore the same colour T-shirt as i did.. always
I cant write right now... Im talking to Smelly Crap aka Inde Pinde aka Abs

G

"What do you want?" 

Mere Kaale Ghane Lambe Baalon ka raaz.. Fair and Lovely Hair Oil 

Mirror Mirror on the wall.. whos the most constipated of them all 

Aye beedu.. apun se panga nahin leneka.. Else the Chair breaks 

Thats just her 

IDEA..... Fatima the teenage bitch.. 

Kya karoon?.. Fatima in dillema 

this post is dangerous to the sane mind-CAUTION

people please start posting and hurry up i'm getting bored.... b ........o............r.........e...........................................d !!!!!!!

i have started work on the dvd ,just need some time and money... i mean material..
so hope you guys have all tried to contact your hosts because mine fails to reply to my mails ......
i think the french , who just voted no to the EU refrendum by the way..., have managed to evade a very crucial fact of e-mail .... your supposed to check it once in a while ..........

and i must thank gudi for his cough because now, i've been coughing for 10 days. well i finally went to doc , though this never occured to me earlier , and now i'm getting better.
so if you arent sleeping by now then go to kill yourself for having read my post and my history of medical appoinments ......


like i said i'm at such a border of boredom that even borders dont get so bored as my boredom.

must go eat now.

ps any mistakes that you might findd are intentional

The Afterlife

Hello Fellow YPO members(Manav is a member too now)
Its been just a little more than a week since we all were separated. Some were very eager to meet their Mumma(said in the same whiny whiny tone of ridhi). Some didn't wanna go home(Vibhu, was it?). Some's parents werent there(OK, it was just me). But it was great fun and all good things come to an end.
Life, now, is very boring. With the getting up late, having something to eat, and then waiting for the electricity to come back. Many sad jokes come to my mind these days but there is no one around to listen... Merde
I am just BORED
And Missing added to Boredom is even more troublesome. I miss everything, except for Mad Mags... I am pretty ok with that. But FamFam's crazyness is dearly missed. I have 2 ultra fight videos, which shall be put on the DVD only on special request.
How many of you sent mails to your hosts?
How many got replies?
Somebody write something here
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